A) Just 'cause Biggie jokes and smokes a lot
don't mean he don't tote the glock,
B) E-40 is pushin more weight than Atlas
and got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse,
C) One million dollars in one-hundred dollar bills weighs twenty-two pounds (thanks, Frank Lucas!),
D) Goonies never say die,
E) Nobody cares about steroids except Congress, Dan Patrick, Stuart Scott, Jim Lampley, Bob Costas, and Jim Rome, and I wish with all my heart that this topic were not on every time I get in my car and turn the radio to sports talk,
F) I shoulda been here--AYO for fucking YAYO! ladies and gentlemen, it's the Roots & Nickatina!
G) I need to be here.